Big Phil’s Amusement

On a Plumbers truck:
We repair what your husband fixed

On another Plumbers truck:
Don t sleep with a drip Call your plumber

On a Church s Bill board:
7 days without God makes one weak

At a Tyre Shop in Byfleet :
Invite us to your next blowout

At a Towing company:
We don t charge an arm and a leg We want tows

On an Electrician s truck:
Let us remove your shorts

In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action

On a Maternity Room door:
Push Push Push

At an Opticians Office:
If you don t see what you re looking for, you ve come to the right place

On a Taxidermist s window:
We really know our stuff

On a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!

At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment

Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary We hear you coming

In a Veterinarian s waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment
However, if you don t, you will be

In a Restaurant window:
Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up

Sign at a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully We will wait

At a Calor Gas Shop:
Thank heaven for little grills

Chicago radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises

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